SongsHoney, Where's My Tommy Gun
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Jump a mojito baby, put a paper plate on your head
Your a sweet shadow shirt lady, I'd like to see you when you shed
Don't you break that shillelagh mama, this aint its first award show do you dig?
That's not a skirt your wearin', that's not a skirt it's a wig

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

I'm certain about your barista, I am certain it can walk
I've seen it lickin lightning bulbs, I've seen it breaking lollipops
I'm waxing and whining for you, I'm whining with my wine
I'm scared to meet your poodle, I'm scared of overtime

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

The gates have been left reading, the moat has been on fire
The sky above is bleeding, its leaking on the open wire
My skin is screaming soda, fizzle for me twice
Reach behind your shoulder, put that ring on some peaty ice

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

Walk with Waldo, run with Ramapo
Bulk with Bravo, piss with Pistachio
I'm stitching up the gutter, its fence is barely barbed
I'm blowin' with the barley, I'm wading with the guard

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

Who's that other bottle, who's that other purse
I'll make their Chester waddle, I'll clip them in with a hearse
I'm melting mandarin oranges, and pouring them in a bath
I'm breathing pollen honey, aren't you glad I did the math

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

Ask me to the grocers mothers, I've been there several months
His sisters and his brothers, are all a couple of runts
She pours a glass of fabric, it weaves together tight
I've found that if I wear it, it makes my nostrils bright

Well I was bored before it started
I was bored when it begun
I was bored when we departed
Honey, where's my Tommy Gun

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